Leggy Leader

Leggy Leader
This man suffers from an advanced state of The Palin Syndrome

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Who knew the day would come when Pakistani leadership would have better things to say than 1st Lady Bush Part 2?

In a startling and brutally honest revelation, Sarah Palin says that the U.S. could be facing another Depression if a bailout plan isn't passed by Congress. While others have been pussyfooting around the issue, she finally sounds the horn on the Straight Talk Express and lets out the steam on the news we are afraid to utter.

Sarah continues to take NYC by storm with The Todd doing Daddy Duty with Trig and Willow and Piper. Upon shaking her soft and supple hand, Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari gleefully remarked that "he now understood why so many in the U.S. "are crazy about" her.

Conversely First Lady Laura Bush loses all decorum and blathers this mess:

Laura Bush told CNN that she thought Palin had "a lot of really good common sense" and commended her executive experience. Asked if she thought Palin had sufficient foreign policy experience, the first lady said: "Of course she doesn't have that. You know, that's not been her role, but I think she is a very quick study, and fortunately John McCain does have that sort of experience."

Um. Why are people even addressing her and talking to her about things she doesn't understand? You want to ask her about her slutty daughters, children's books or being married to a monkey? Fine. Asking her about the Glory and Grace that is SP? Um: Big Mistake. Huge. Laura is so unwound and crazy - you can never trust her near a microphone. Her jealousy is so apparent in this comment. It's sad, really, when you think about it. Like, her life sucks and the only thing that makes her feel better is hating on someone younger, more beautiful and smarter than her.

I'm not saying Laura "Trim Your" Bush is ready for a prayer, but she's one comment shy of The List.

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