Leggy Leader

Leggy Leader
This man suffers from an advanced state of The Palin Syndrome

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Hit List: Heather Mallick

Add Heather Mallick to the Palin Payback Prayer List. Read the spew that gurgled from Ms. Mallick's mouth:

On her stunning looks and trophy husband and soon-to-be war hero son, Trak:

"Palin has a toned-down version of the porn actress look favoured by this decade's woman, the overtreated hair, puffy lips and permanently alarmed expression. Bristol has what is known in Britain as the look of the teen mum, the "pramface." Husband Todd looks like a roughneck; Track, heading off to Iraq, appears terrified."

On her appeal to Real Americans:

"She added nothing to the ticket that the Republicans didn't already have sewn up, the white trash vote, the demographic that sullies America's name inside and outside its borders yet has such a curious appeal for the right."

I don't need to share more, bringing down this web homage to Sarah with more of Ms. Mallick's filth. All I need to say to you is that Ms. Mallick is not only a stain on the lacy fabric of feminism with her liberal, old lady whiteness, she is also: Canadian.

Let it be known, Heather (stripper name), that Canada is not that far from Alaska. So close is it that it can be reached from a plane or helicopter...a plane or helicopter that will carry one Mrs. Sarah Palin over your skies, aiming at you with God's guided hand, pumping the ammunition of justice and retribution into your cold, liberal Canadian chest.

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