I should get a diploma in Palin-tology....like one from a community college, online university or correspondence school.
"What are you studying this semester?"
"Man, I got Sarah-tistics. I can't figure out the math on this earmark. What about you?"
"I'm taking Palin-osophy. My study group and I are discussing what happens if one makes a decision and does blink. Would the world end? I'm also taking Palinish as my foreign language elective. My Palinish name in class is Krinkle Bearcat."
Before my wildest dreams become a reality, take the Palin-tology Quiz and see how you rank on Sarah subjects. I took this quiz and with a little bit more cramming, I will be on top of my game.