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This man suffers from an advanced state of The Palin Syndrome
Frustrated?
Ashamed?
Confused?
Irrational thoughts?
Desire to wear glasses when you don't need to?
Drastic modifications to your hair?
Ever poised and concerned, full of faith
Red and Black: normally the colors of Satan, looks ravishing on Sarah
A progressive woman's downward spiral into Sarah Palin obsession.
This man suffers from an advanced state of The Palin Syndrome
The Palin Effect
Frustrated?
Ashamed?
Confused?
Irrational thoughts?
Desire to wear glasses when you don't need to?
Drastic modifications to your hair?
You're Not Alone
Welcome. I, too, suffer from the Palin Effect. I can't help the feelings and emotions that have overcome my body. I used to be an active, young woman, but now I'm at war with my own mind. My friends won't talk to me. I'm losing a grip on reality. I know there's an end in sight, but until then this is a safe space to celebrate the woman who is Sarah Palin and to connect with others suffering from this crippling disease.
Palin Payback/Prayer List
- Masked Avengers
- Dr. Charlotte Laws
- Gay Lynchmob Chad Morrisette and Mito Aviles
- Latin Hitler Hugo Chavez
- Godless Scumbag Christopher Hitchens
- Obama Groupie Colin Powell
- Celluloid Perverts: The Wasilla Project
- Satan Stunt Double Salman Rushie
- Flyers Fans
- Geriatric Hitmaker Madonna
- Comic Strip for Elites: The New Yorker
- Imperial Wizard Kathleen Parker
- The Baby Making Machines at MomsRising
- Freakshow Pop Singer Pink
- Rat Bastard Doug Stanhope
- Lying Liar Bastard Hacker
- Corn Hole Senator Chuck Hagel
- Communist Crooner Barbara Streisand
- Newsie Whore Maureen Dowd
- Baby Killer Advocate Nancy Keenan
- Vagina Worshipper Eve Ensler
- Has Beens of Heart
- National Organizer of Women Who Hate Sarah Kim Gandy
- Game Show Host Reject Charlie Gibson
- Backstabbing Other Lady Governor Jennifer Granholm
- Beggar for Equity Gloria Steinem
- Hope Mongerer Barack Obama
- Liberal Media
- Housewife and Voter Registrar Anne Kilkenny
- Spitzer Clean Up Guy Governor David Paterson
- Canadian Heather Malkin
- Liberal Version of Ann Coulter Cintra Wilson
A heartbeat away from my heart
Sarah Louise Palin (nee Heath) is the Maverick/Change Agent/Everywoman that I aspire to be. I pronounce her last name correctly at least 90% of the time. She's perfect and not in the same way Michelle Obama is perfect, or even Cindy McCain is perfect (First Ladies are different). She exudes a raw power than seems to seep from deep within her cervix. She is the epitome of venegeful lady power from which all people around her should cower. She doesn't know what a question mark is because she doesn't ask questions - she only speaks in declarative statements. I like that about her. (That was a declarative statement. So is this one.) She bravely goes against science and public opinion and questions the validity of things like climate change and birth control. She's an obvious multi-tasker. She eliminates anyone who gets in her way. She's pretty. She hunts. She eats meat. She loves her man. She births babies like God created her to do. And she has a shot (unfortunately) at being the VOTUS.
I've never met Sarah Palin and I know she represents everything I stand against and aims to destroy the very fibers of things like equity, freedom and justice. Call me the Devil's Advocate, but I like her.
I've never met Sarah Palin and I know she represents everything I stand against and aims to destroy the very fibers of things like equity, freedom and justice. Call me the Devil's Advocate, but I like her.
Off-limit topics
- Facts
- Truth
- Reality
- Todd's Questionable Sexuality
- The Children
Hair Down!
Ever poised and concerned, full of faith
Stay Tuned: Upcoming topics
- Oprah pisses off like 99.9% of her fanbase: conservative white women who love SP and keep scrapbooks
- Alaska Tourism: Thanks, Sarah, for the boost!
- Book Review: "Sarah: How a Hockey Mom Turned Alaska's Political Establishment Upside Down" better than "Promises to Keep: On Life and Politics"?
- Levi: the lamest Baby Daddy since Kevin Federline
- Will Meghan be at Bristol's wedding or shower?
- Two things I can hardly wait for: 2nd coming of Christ and Veep Debate
- Where's Hillary?
- Cindy and Sarah: BFF's or Mortal Enemies?
Power is an aphrodisiac
Red and Black: normally the colors of Satan, looks ravishing on Sarah
Sarah Says
"The shot that has been called by the feds is understandable but very, very disappointing that the taxpayers are called upon for another one." - Cleveland, OH
"Oh, nice." - New York, NY
“So I guess it’s my turn now and I do look forward to Thursday night and debating Senator Joe Biden. We are going to talk about those new ideas, new energy for America. I’m looking forward to meeting him too. I’ve never met him before. But, I’ve been hearing about his Senate speeches since I was in like 2nd grade.” - Columbus, OH
"Believe me, Alaska is like a microcosm of America." - CBS News
"God has so richly blessed this land, not just with the oil and the gas, but with wind and the hydro, the geothermal and the biomass," Palin said. "We'll tap into those." - North Carolina
"Oh, nice." - New York, NY
“So I guess it’s my turn now and I do look forward to Thursday night and debating Senator Joe Biden. We are going to talk about those new ideas, new energy for America. I’m looking forward to meeting him too. I’ve never met him before. But, I’ve been hearing about his Senate speeches since I was in like 2nd grade.” - Columbus, OH
"Believe me, Alaska is like a microcosm of America." - CBS News
"God has so richly blessed this land, not just with the oil and the gas, but with wind and the hydro, the geothermal and the biomass," Palin said. "We'll tap into those." - North Carolina
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- Latest Prayer List Addition: The New Yorker
- OMG: Leave Sarah Alone!
- If Sarah's racist, then Jesus was a Jew
- Move over Maureen Dowd, there is a new Dragon Witc...
- Watch out here she comes...
- The difference between MomsRising and Al Qaeda: st...
- Isn't there an opening on The View for Couric?
- It's not that Sarah doesn't like you...
- I just want to shuck her and cover her in butter!
- Who knew the day would come when Pakistani leaders...
- Palin-tology: What do you know?
- The Miss Congeniality of Alaska 1984 legacy conti...
- Sarah is so good, you can consume her
- Old Lady makes excellent case for the younger, bea...
- A kick in the vagina
- Lose the shit-stained glasses and see Sarah Louise...
- Bill Clinton expresses raging desire for Sarah Palin
- One public appearance away from the List
- Pop music skank attempts attack on SP
- Huffington Post: uncovering mindblowing news
- Doug Stanhope, CEO of Douchebaggery, Inc.
- On this email situation
- Sarah AND The Todd in my hometown and I missed it!
- What the fuck, Chuck?
- Maureen Dowd: Perpetual Winner of Asshole of the Y...
- Knowing I'm not alone is probably my greatest comfort
- Real Women for Change
- She doesn't. She does. She sorta is fine with it.....
- NOW - National Organization for Women Who Hate Sar...
- Palin tries to befriend Hillary and look where it ...
- Don't mess with her man
- Songs that make me think of Sarah Palin
- Move over Michelle, SP has corner on political fas...
- Alessandra Stanley agrees that Charlie Gibson is a...
- Other Lady Governor admits Sarah Palin is awesome ...
- Arizona and Alaska both begin and end in the lette...
- Breaking News: The Palin Effect takes another victim
- Rustbelt Town Columnist tells women they can ident...
- Camille Paglia: Feminists who hate Sarah Palin are...
- Cintra Wilson: angry, jealous lady with handbag
- Bringing pride to country and a historic profession
- David Paterson: making absurd links between commun...
- Hit List: Heather Mallick
- No shit: Palin GETS IT
- Matt Damon questions Sarah's authority and readine...
- I'm not alone!
- 18 Million Cracks and a couple good quips
- Experience? What do you call Miss Wasilla?
- Anne Kilkenny: Big Fat Hater
- Keep the librarian up-do. Give us more ponytails!
- You can't leave home without it
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