Leggy Leader

Leggy Leader
This man suffers from an advanced state of The Palin Syndrome

Monday, October 27, 2008

Prayer List Addition: International Style

I think the last foreigner I had on the Prayer List was Salmon Rushdie or whatever his name is. Now, Latin America is represented on the list thanks to Hugo Chavez.

Senor Chavez asked The Jesus Christ to help him understand and deal with the raw power that is Sarah Palin. Sputters Chavez:

"I saw the vice presidential candidate, there she was talking about 'the dictator Hugo Chavez.' The poor thing, you just feel sorry for her," he said during a televised broadcast. "She's a beauty queen that they've pulled out to be a figurehead. We need to say as Christ did: Forgive her, she knows not what she's saying."
I think someone is just bitter because Sarah wants to decrease U.S. dependence on foreign oil, which Venezuela so happily supplies and of course, because he has the hots for her.

I mean it's more of the latter than the former.

You shall not put your filthy dictator paws on our American Princess, Mr. Chavez. So I suggest you crawl back into your Venezuelan jungle and seek spiritual guidance for your dirty thoughts and hateful words.

2 comments:

Sarah said...

Ditto. Chavez is such an idiot.
Your blog is great!

Check out www.palin4pres2012.blogspot.com.

Carlos Echevarria said...

"Highly popular" Chavez, LOL

It just shows you how out of touch Reuters is with the situation in Venezuela...

The fact is we presently purchase 85% of PDVSA's daily production, the bulk of it refined in the US Gulf, due to its high sulphur content.

With Palin introducing natural gas and having us drill offshore, the petro dictator will have no legitimate buyer for his oil...

He fears Palin for what she represents to his future, because he holds his country together by brute force, corruption and the money he has pillaged from oil revenues!!!