Leggy Leader

Leggy Leader
This man suffers from an advanced state of The Palin Syndrome

Monday, October 6, 2008

The Dragon rears her ugly head again

Mo Dow is back with more vile and hatred for Sarah. It's funny how someone with a B.A. degree in English gets to say so much about some one who is poised to be the next Vice President of the GD United States. For someone whose father came straight off the boat from none other than Ireland, Dragon Dowd sure thinks she speaks for the cultural elite. Note to Dowdy: you're a columnist. You get paid to write your opinions. Lucky you. Meanwhile Sarah is out governing an entire state and running for Vice President all while you tippity type type in your diary aka The New York Times.

In her latest bowel movement, Medusa criticizes Sarah's uncanny ability to keep it real. She jumps on this sentence diagramming bandwagon (who the fuck sits around diagramming sentences?) to say that no one can understand anything Sarah says. Um, the American people understand her. I think it is the out-of-touch liberal elites that don't get her. I'm sorry that your private school education doesn't help you see what Real Americans see: A Real American running for Vice President.

Since you're having such a hard time understanding Sarah, allow me to translate her eloquence into liberal jibber jabber.

Mo says:

Talking at the debate about how she would “positively affect the impacts”of the climate change for which she’s loath to acknowledge human culpability, she did a dizzying verbal loop-de-loop: “With the impacts of climate change, what we can
do about that, as governor, I was the first governor to form a climate change subcabinet to start dealing with the impacts.” That was, miraculously, richer with content than an answer she gave Katie Couric: “You know, there are man’s activities that can be contributed to the issues that we’re dealing with now, with these impacts.”


"Blah blah blah blah big word global warming is bad. Boo hoo we should recycle more. Blah blah I just bought a Prius."

Mo says:

At another point, she channeled Alicia Silverstone debating in “Clueless,” asserting, “Nuclear weaponry, of course, would be the be-all, end-all of just too many people in too many parts of our planet.” (Mostly the end-all.)

A political jukebox, she drowned out Biden’s specifics, offering lifestyle as substance. “In the middle class of America, which is where Todd and I have been, you know, all our lives,” she said, making the middle class sound like it has its own ZIP code, superior to 90210 because “real” rules.


"Hey you guys, weapons are bad - hugs are good. All wars should be solved by having dyads and sharing our feelings."

"Middle class is so dumb. Why don't they all stop praying to God and going to work and shopping at Wal-Mart. Instead they should all drink chai lattes and type on a laptop all day."

I must not be praying hard enough, because the Wicked Witch is still writing columns. What should I do, add her name to the Prayer List again? Her reward is so not heaven.


Carlos Echevarria said...

I really like your site and I, too, from a slightly different ideological perspective am totally enamored/smitten/in puppy love with Sarah Palin...

I was part of the Draft Palin movement since April; she was in my state the last 2 days & gave great speeches in Clearwater, Ft Myers, a fundraiser in Boca, Jax and Pensacola.

I live in Miami, 2 hrs away from Ft Myers and due to work I could not attend, but I saw everything via local TV channels online....

In terms of Florida, they are going to the right areas of the state, because in S Fla (Dade, Broward and Palm Beach) I think even Fidel Castro could get a majority vote1!!!

Tonight she is in North Carolina where Madame Mao Part 2 was today...that is Michelle the Transvestite Obama! (she is both scary politically & physically)

Keep up the great work.

MarilynJean said...

Bienvenidos, Carlos. Thanks for stopping by and sharing why you think Sarah is so Awesome.

Besos y abrazos,