Latest Prayer List Addition: The New Yorker

The bastards at the Huff Post have breaking news about the recent New Yorker cover:

OMG: Leave Sarah Alone!

Sum Obamaniac from Detroit sent me this recent column from the Free Press that joins the growing cries 4 Sarah 2 step down. Idk who this columnist Rochelle Riley is, but she sounds like some sort of porn star w/dat alliterative name.

Which brings me 2 this point: wot riot mentality we have in this country. WTF?

"We luv Sarah!"
"Sarah is a breath of fresh air!"
"We h8 Sarah!"
"She isn't ready to lead!"
"Sarah's vagina should be the national vagina!"
"Sarah should be hidden in a cave until after the election!"

Disgusting. Do I need 2 remind ppl how many stupid people have run 4 elected offices & won? The current POTUS being 1? How soon we 4get. And this RR woman from the Freep, can suck it seeing as she comes from a town who elected not 1ce, but 2wce Kwame Midwest's Marion Barry Kilpatrick 2 office. If I were her, I would focus on the imploding rock pile she calls home aka Detroit, Michigan.

Here is my .02: I know ppl (& SNL writers) R xcited 4 Sarah's bout w/Joe Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Biden coz dey R mean spirited a-holes. That makes me sad pissed bcoz who R we 2 judge dis woman? Wouldn't ur time be better spent mobilizing voters, ensuring the elderly have rides to the polls, phone banking, canvassing, writing a check, writing your senator, withdrawing your money and buying secure treasury bonds, making a salad, hugging someone, playing with a baby, planting a tree, taking a dump, feeding the hungry, cleaning your garage, picking apples, practicing yoga, changing the litter box, or updating your Netflix Q instead of nitpicking @ Sarah Palin?

F u dnt live n Alaska, wot the hell has Sarah Palin done to you? Really???????? Tell me! Ur contempt & jealousy of her = so transparent I can clean it w/Windex. I can barely keep up with the Prayer List coz the venom is being slung from all sides. It's sickening. Stick 2 the issues, ppl - stop focusing on petty things like interviews and things she sez during public appearances. That shit dnt matter. STOP SPREADING LIES AND MYTHS AND SEEK OUT THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT SARAH'S AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The more people h8 on Sarah, the more m reminded of how u all treated Britney. Look what it did 2 her! She is just now recovering. I dnt want 2 c Sarah eating Cheetos & getting her head shaved. I dnt want her 2 lose her kids 2 The Todd, or drop Trig in public. But dis is wot will happen f u keep harassing her & attacking her.

Leave her alone!

If Sarah's racist, then Jesus was a Jew

In another attempt to twist the flawless image of Sarah Louise, the like, four Black people who live Alaska are accusing her of saying she wouldn't hire Black people. They claim in a meeting she had in the Governor's office that she said she didn't have to hire Black people and that she didn't intend to.

On April 29, 14 black leaders in Alaska, including prominent ministers, NAACP officials, and community activists, met with Palin to voice their complaint over
minority hiring and job opportunities. During the meeting she allegedly said that she didn't have to hire any blacks. Even more damning, she purportedly said that she didn't intend to hire any.

Wow and I thought Governor David Paterson was the only crazy Black accusing Sarah of racism. How can she be racist? The Todd is part Eskimo or some shit and her hairdresser is gay. Yeah, nice try. Like learning about other countries, or boring policy matters, Sarah does not have time to be racist. She just doesn't have the inclination to hate people based on skin color. She doesn't care about your ethnic heritage because she doesn't care about you. It's that simple. To claim that she's being racist is so groundless that it proves how racist you are for making such an accusation.

Move over Maureen Dowd, there is a new Dragon Witch in town

Hi, my name is Kathleen Parker and I am dried-out, jealous hack. I am jealous because I am not as pretty, smart, savvy or popular as Sarah Louise Palin. I am so jealous, that I am going to write in my diary about how I think she isn't ready to be vice president and how she should step down from her nomination.

I wish I had five beautiful children and a hot husband like her. I wish I could be a pageant winner. I just sit at my desk all day and write hate speech about one of the most prominent women in the world. I hate myself.

I say hideous things like:

"Palin filibusters. She repeats words, filling space with deadwood. Cut the verbiage and there’s not much content there."

"If BS were currency, Palin could bail out Wall Street herself."

I like to say that she is "out of her league" knowing damn well that I couldn't get to her level even if I sucked off the entire National Republican Party and let John Boehner do anal on me. I am clearly not Christian, nor a Real American because I can't contain my rage and just be happy that another woman has made it to the top.

My name is Kathleen Parker and it is an honor to be here with the rest of you on the Prayer List.

Watch out here she comes...

Let's get straight to the facts: Greta Van Sustren is a whore. She is a scheming homewrecking hussie. The Fox News Slutbucket (sorry Goddess for being so harsh) conducted the first interview with The Todd since Sarah was nominated for veep.

Check out the video: um, could she be more sexually aggressive? If the interview went any longer, she would have flashed him and went for his crotch.



She lustily asks him what he thought about Sarah's RNC speech and he dutifully says it was "good", great, even. He deflects her come-ons with one-word answers showing the world how much he loves his wife. Note the love between the high school sweethearts when he talks about how Sarah said "thank you" after he told her she did good. That is solid as a rock stuff.

She is fascinated by the raw power that he has as First Dude of Alaska and possibly the First Hunk of America. He practically has to beat her off with a stick when they are walking around outside.

I won't pray for Greta, because nothing can save this Jezebel. She just better watch her back. There are several things that you don't mess with: her family, her gun or her man. Strike one, Greta. STRIKE ONE.

The difference between MomsRising and Al Qaeda: strollers

A bunch of minivan warriors known as MomsRising thought it was a good idea to be a good neighbor and drop in on Sarah's office to hand deliver a letter to her that congratulated her on her nomination and to ask her some questions about topics that mothers find important like child care, education, afterschool programs and equal pay. Now, I am not a mother, but I also find those topics important and I resent them being billed as Mommy Issues by these bunt cake baking bitches.

To their surprise, some nimrod intern or staffer told them that a: In case they didn't notice, Sarah was in fucking NYC meeting with world leaders, so she sorta isn't um, HERE; and b: maybe they should just mail the letter. Like anyone who just shows up unannounced (and I'm sure without a gift basket of assorted cheeses or even a danish tray), they were turned away. Now, they have their mom jeans in a pinch because they got dissed and they want people to sign a petition demanding that Sarah address these issues.

Attention MomsRising, in case you were too busy clipping double days coupons for the local sale at Penny's and packing organic carrots in your little Blake's snack pack, you should take note that John McCain is running for President and you should be asking HIM about these issues, not just Sarah Palin. Do not use your Mommy Status as some disguise for your political action committee.

Fuck you for hijacking issues that affect all people and turning it into another laundry list of petty petitions presented by lily white women.

I can't tell who is crying more loudly: you or your babies. Now, go throw on some blush - your kid needs to be picked up from oboe practice.

Isn't there an opening on The View for Couric?

Let's just start off with the obvious: Sarah looked fabulous in her interview with Katie Couric. Fabulous. Now, I'm not mad at Katie for asking retarded questions during the interview. To be honest, I'm getting nervous.

Reading the transcript, then watching the interview made me begin to question Sarah. Then, I realized it's not her, it's the people preparing her for these interviews. They should all be fired. She keeps coming off as rehearsed versus prepared and I know Sarah can do better than that. She is more than a soundbite machine. And I know it's hard to be in a situation where you know you're prettier and smarter than the person you're talking to, but you have to be nice to them anyway.

This interview also got me thinking about why people aren't hitting Joe "Talk First Think Second" Biden these same hardball questions. What gives? Why isn't The Todd out and about a la Jill Biden to support his wife's candidacy?

In short: why is everyone against Sarah all of a sudden? Why all the hateration? Stop asking her why she thinks she is ready to be veep - accept that she just knows that she is, dammit. Stop bringing up that Russia comment. Stop asking her about the shit that honestly most veeps don't fucking deal with. How many people have asked her about domestic issues? What she thinks about education? Healthcare? Shit like that? Why are we asking her about what John thinks about the economy? She doesn't know, go ask him!

I think Sarah's best response in the whole interview was this:

Couric: In preparing for this conversation, a lot of our viewers … and Internet users wanted to know why you did not get a passport until last year. And they wondered if that indicated a lack of interest and curiosity in the world.

Palin: I'm not one of those who maybe came from a background of, you know, kids who perhaps graduate college and their parents give them a passport and give them a backpack and say go off and travel the world. No, I've worked all my life. In fact, I usually had two jobs all my life until I had kids. I was not a part of, I guess, that culture. The way that I have understood the world is through education, through books, through mediums that have provided me a lot of perspective on the world.

Bamn! Way to call out those classist, wine sipping bastards, Sarah! This is what most Americans would say, too. MOST Real Americans also don't gallavant around the world. We learn about shit watching PBS and reading old National Geographics from church rummage sales. Sarah once again reflects how Real Americans live their lives. Why would the Governor of Alaska go all over the world when her job is leading her state? If she spent all her time travelling internationally, the people would attack her for ignoring home. Remember the Mccain motto: "Country First". That is what Sarah has done all her life.

I just want Sarah to be interviewed by someone not trying to earn more publicity for their station, one that won't be condescending and leading. I want her to be interviewed by someone who comes knowing that she is as viable as Biden and doesn't attempt to create an hostile environment. Is that too hard to ask?