Welcome. I, too, suffer from the Palin Effect. I can't help the feelings and emotions that have overcome my body. I used to be an active, young woman, but now I'm at war with my own mind. My friends won't talk to me. I'm losing a grip on reality. I know there's an end in sight, but until then this is a safe space to celebrate the woman who is Sarah Palin and to connect with others suffering from this crippling disease.
Palin Payback/Prayer List
Dr. Charlotte Laws
Gay Lynchmob Chad Morrisette and Mito Aviles
Latin Hitler Hugo Chavez
Godless Scumbag Christopher Hitchens
Obama Groupie Colin Powell
Celluloid Perverts: The Wasilla Project
Satan Stunt Double Salman Rushie
Geriatric Hitmaker Madonna
Comic Strip for Elites: The New Yorker
Imperial Wizard Kathleen Parker
The Baby Making Machines at MomsRising
Freakshow Pop Singer Pink
Rat Bastard Doug Stanhope
Lying Liar Bastard Hacker
Corn Hole Senator Chuck Hagel
Communist Crooner Barbara Streisand
Newsie Whore Maureen Dowd
Baby Killer Advocate Nancy Keenan
Vagina Worshipper Eve Ensler
Has Beens of Heart
National Organizer of Women Who Hate Sarah Kim Gandy
Game Show Host Reject Charlie Gibson
Backstabbing Other Lady Governor Jennifer Granholm
Beggar for Equity Gloria Steinem
Hope Mongerer Barack Obama
Housewife and Voter Registrar Anne Kilkenny
Spitzer Clean Up Guy Governor David Paterson
Canadian Heather Malkin
Liberal Version of Ann Coulter Cintra Wilson
A heartbeat away from my heart
Sarah Louise Palin (nee Heath) is the Maverick/Change Agent/Everywoman that I aspire to be. I pronounce her last name correctly at least 90% of the time. She's perfect and not in the same way Michelle Obama is perfect, or even Cindy McCain is perfect (First Ladies are different). She exudes a raw power than seems to seep from deep within her cervix. She is the epitome of venegeful lady power from which all people around her should cower. She doesn't know what a question mark is because she doesn't ask questions - she only speaks in declarative statements. I like that about her. (That was a declarative statement. So is this one.) She bravely goes against science and public opinion and questions the validity of things like climate change and birth control. She's an obvious multi-tasker. She eliminates anyone who gets in her way. She's pretty. She hunts. She eats meat. She loves her man. She births babies like God created her to do. And she has a shot (unfortunately) at being the VOTUS.
I've never met Sarah Palin and I know she represents everything I stand against and aims to destroy the very fibers of things like equity, freedom and justice. Call me the Devil's Advocate, but I like her.
Todd's Questionable Sexuality
Ever poised and concerned, full of faith
Stay Tuned: Upcoming topics
Oprah pisses off like 99.9% of her fanbase: conservative white women who love SP and keep scrapbooks
Alaska Tourism: Thanks, Sarah, for the boost!
Book Review: "Sarah: How a Hockey Mom Turned Alaska's Political Establishment Upside Down" better than "Promises to Keep: On Life and Politics"?
Levi: the lamest Baby Daddy since Kevin Federline
Will Meghan be at Bristol's wedding or shower?
Two things I can hardly wait for: 2nd coming of Christ and Veep Debate
Cindy and Sarah: BFF's or Mortal Enemies?
Power is an aphrodisiac
Red and Black: normally the colors of Satan, looks ravishing on Sarah
"The shot that has been called by the feds is understandable but very, very disappointing that the taxpayers are called upon for another one." - Cleveland, OH
"Oh, nice." - New York, NY
“So I guess it’s my turn now and I do look forward to Thursday night and debating Senator Joe Biden. We are going to talk about those new ideas, new energy for America. I’m looking forward to meeting him too. I’ve never met him before. But, I’ve been hearing about his Senate speeches since I was in like 2nd grade.” - Columbus, OH
"Believe me, Alaska is like a microcosm of America." - CBS News
"God has so richly blessed this land, not just with the oil and the gas, but with wind and the hydro, the geothermal and the biomass," Palin said. "We'll tap into those." - North Carolina