You can't leave well enough alone

You can fuck with her all you want, you can tap into her personal email, you can hang effigies of her outside your house, but when you fuck with her place of worship, it is on, mutherfuckers.

LOCK AND LOAD TIME, BITCHES.

Unconditional

I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.
I still love her. No matter what.

She's just Sarah from the block

This is why I FUCKING LOVE Sarah. She's giving a fucking interview to Matt Lauer while cooking dinner (halibut and salmon casserole!). Now mind you, there is a part where she throws away two perfectly good pieces of recyclable plastic, but hey, how many other Americans do the same.

I love her.



And how cute are Piper, Trig and The Todd?????

But the conversation is frank and real. She talks about her ambitions and how she is back to making Alaska her number priority along with like God and her family and whatnot.

Why couldn't all of her interviews been like this?

Matt Lauer doesn't bullshit, but obviously the race is over so there is no need to ask her stupid questions about foreign policy. Plus he has a really nice sweater on and I can tell that The Todd was giving him the side eye because he wasn't the only hot white guy in the room.

I have to say to Sarah: no matter what you pursue in the next couple of years, you've GOTTA get your shit together. There will be more interviews, more hard questions. Yes, you're a woman and you will have to bring it more than anyone else. That's life. That's the truth. Just remember to be the real, honest, approachable (throat-slitting, ruthless) person you have always been and your God will reward you. In the meantime pray hard, study hard.

Until we meet again

Maverick. Beauty Queen. Diva. Hockey Mom. Pitbull. Wife. Mother.

Inspiration.

Thank you Sarah for inspiring our country to change. Your wit and wisdom has revolutionized the political landscape and while this is over for John John, your journey is only beginning.

You looked fabulous. I wish they would have let you speak last night. I know your speech would have been better than you know who....

Ode to Sarah

You own a gun

You also run

We both like mochas

This is true

I hope to one day

buy one for you

You like things on ice

you're from a state that's cold

You will be a granny that isn't very old

You campaigned a lot

People think you're hot

I feel bad for all the moose that you've shot

The Todd is awesome

That is a fact

The two of you have a special pact

You are a leader

2012 you will win

I know I will see you around again

You're a winner from the start

You will always have a place in my heart

NOT GUILTY!

The Alaska Personnel Board concludes that SP did not violate state ethics laws in this whole Troopergate bullshit.

Duh.

America's Newest Sweetheart

Move over, Piper! This little girl is going for your Mommy's heart!

Election Day Eve Prayer List Additions

Boy oh boy, it doesn't slow down, does it? The Prayer List is active and growing.

A "woman", Dr. Charlottee Laws, in California decided to play copycat to those gays who put up an effigy to Sarah. Not as soon as they took their hate crime homage down, did she put another up (and it isn't as cute). She claims that she's a Republican, but she hates Sarah for her animal-hunting ways.

Whatever. I don't support animal cruelty, either, but I'm not hanging dummies from my house either. Bitch. To the prayer list you go.

Canada finds itself on the Prayer List again with the addition of two radio shock jocks known as the Masked Avengers. They prank called Sarah this weekend claiming to be French President, Nicolas Sarkosy. Disgusting.

Of course, Her Grace responded in good humor to the joke. Sarah does have such soft, yet thick skin.

They took her down, but I'm still leaving them up

Update on yesterday's post: the gays have taken down the Sarah effigy. Thank you to all who prayed earnestly and fervently for their homosexual souls.

They're cute.

Fucking Sick & Twisted

Oh my God. Just when I thought Sarah Palin Hateration couldn't get any worse, it did. Some gays (not even worthy of a capital "G") in West Hollywood thought it was a good idea and well within their 1st amendment right to hang a Sarah Palin mannequin from a noose outside their house as part of a Halloween display.

A noose.

A fucking noose.

Do they not know what a noose means in this country? The nasty history, the oppression and heartbreak that it caused thousands of people over decades?

So, it's not a hate crime, but it's damn close. And to think that these two men are themselves facing a hateful Prop 8 initiative in their own state...yet, they deem it appropriate and necessary to hang "someone" from a noose.

You may hate Sarah (and I don't know why) and you have every right to express that (God Bless America), but this is disgusting and a waste of our God-given rights.

To the prayer list you go, my friends.

She looks good in her own damn clothes!

Sarah in more pink!!! Sarah in jeans!

Prayer List Addition: International Style

I think the last foreigner I had on the Prayer List was Salmon Rushdie or whatever his name is. Now, Latin America is represented on the list thanks to Hugo Chavez.

Senor Chavez asked The Jesus Christ to help him understand and deal with the raw power that is Sarah Palin. Sputters Chavez:

"I saw the vice presidential candidate, there she was talking about 'the dictator Hugo Chavez.' The poor thing, you just feel sorry for her," he said during a televised broadcast. "She's a beauty queen that they've pulled out to be a figurehead. We need to say as Christ did: Forgive her, she knows not what she's saying."

I think someone is just bitter because Sarah wants to decrease U.S. dependence on foreign oil, which Venezuela so happily supplies and of course, because he has the hots for her.

I mean it's more of the latter than the former.

You shall not put your filthy dictator paws on our American Princess, Mr. Chavez. So I suggest you crawl back into your Venezuelan jungle and seek spiritual guidance for your dirty thoughts and hateful words.

It's not that I hate her, it's just that....

This lady was Miss Alaska 1984 when Sarah won Miss Congeniality. I demand some sort of recount.

Talk about taking one for the team

Three cheers for Manny Legace, a St. Louis Blues goalie who suffered a strained left hip flexior injury after tripping on some red carpet that was laid out for Sarah.

He's no Todd, but the former Red Wings player had no harsh words for Sarah. "She's been pretty good for our game," Legace said. "I'm starting to like her more and more. No grudge."

He knows what's good for him.

Awesomeness is more than skin deep

Okay. I think we all know how I feel about Kathleen Parker. Well, I guess we all didn't pray hard enough because she is back with more hate speech for Sarah.

Kathleen thinks that the only reason John McCain picked Sarah is because she's pretty. She even claims to have studies that prove that women who are good looking cause men to not think properly. Yeah, that's right. Senator and former POW John McCain is so stupid that he thinks with his dick. Nice one, Kath. Way to insult not only him, but more importantly, Sarah.

Sarah was picked because she's awesome and just happens to be pretty. Huge difference.

I CANNOT believe that other women are so jealous and hateful of her. I don't get when it became a crime to be pretty and powerful. I just don't....understand.

Then I read this article in the NYT and it talks about dude obsession with Sarah. Um, it is not her fault that her awesome awesomeness has such a sweeping effect on her. But dammit it all to hell with the sexism. Ugh! It's so digusting and vile that people insist on looking at the surface and not diving deep into her wondrous soul and mind.

Sarah has so much to offer all of us and all we do is look at her pretty, puppy brown eyes and that megawatt smile. How insensitive some people are and they should be ashamed of themselves.

It's harder being pretty than being smart

Here we GO again: people are still riled up about this whole money-spend-fashion thing. Now people are outraged about the fact that the Republican campaign paid more to their make-up and hair stylist than to their foreign policy person.

Let's get a couple things straight: 1) that lady, Amy Strozzi, works on "So You Think You Can Dance". That's like...huge. It's like "American Idol" but with dancing instead of singing.

Secondly: it's a WOMAN making more than a MAN. All those people complaining that John and Sarah don't support equal pay can shut up now. Look at that: they paid her thousands more dollars that this dude.

Why? Because it's hard making people look like it's not hard to look good. Whereas, anyone with Google can advise you on foreign policy. I mean, really.

None of yer fuckin' bizness

I'm sorry, but since when did one's medical history become part of the electoral process? As a voter and citizen, I am entitled to question candidates on their resume and experience, how they approach problems and how the would handle certain situations of national concern. But I don't think it is any of my business the last time they had a check up, or the history of their immunizations.

I understand that Sarah is the only candidate yet to release her public records, but I don't think she should. We all know she is healthy and viable. But I honestly don't care about that. Or her wardrobe or home life. I care about where she stands on the issues. I think she is fabulous, but I don't need to know everything about her.

Family and wardrobe was one thing, now people are going too far.

Clearly Sarah Loves the Gays: LOOK at this outfit!

The Empress' New Clothes

People out in the world must be so bored because all they can do is pick on Sarah. Today it's about her outfits. People seem to think that they cost too much. Someone did some tricky math by reading receipts and arrived at the conclusion that her outfits have cost the RNC over $150,000.

If it's not your money, why do you care so much? Ugh.

Clearly people don't understand that being thrust in the public eye requires one (especially a woman) to look her best. What do people expect her to wear? Carharts and old t-shirts? The woman is an executive for chrisssakes! Ask all the men on the trail how much their suits costs and you'll probably arrive at the same conclusion. And let me just say that it's easier for them to wear the same suits without people noticing than it is for Sarah (or Cindy, Michelle, Hillary or Jill for that matter) to do the same.

It costs to look good. Even though Sarah would be top notch even in the latest Jaclyn Smith collection from Kmart.

Hey haters: get a life.

Sarah Palin is the new Gloria Steinem

Sarah Palin is all woman. Not only is she a woman, she supports women. Palin graced the grimy city of Toledo, Ohio and had a chat wit da ladies. Here are some of her best quotes:

“When it came time for choosing someone how Barack Obama just couldn’t bring himself to pick the woman who got 18 million votes in his primary and that seems to be too familiar a story isn’t it?” Palin asked, “How it is for so many American women that the qualifications are there, but for some reason the promotion never comes. There is always some long explanation for why they got passed over or some unseen barrier, some excuse and that’s just one of the things I so admire about John McCain he is not someone who makes excuses.”

“Why did it take 24 years, an entire generation from the time Geraldine Ferraro made her pioneering bid until the next time that a woman was asked to join a national ticket. In the long history of our country 74 people have held the position of President or Vice-President and why have the major parties given America only two chances to even consider a woman for either office?”

She referred to Todd's role in the home as someone who “who doesn’t disappear at bath time or run from diaper duty.”

On equal pay: “Out on the stump he talks a good game about equal pay for equal work, but according to the Senate pay roll records women on his own staff get just 83 cents for every dollar that the men get. That’s 9,000 dollars less every year that he pays the guys. Does he think that the women aren’t working as hard? Does he think that they are 17 percent less productive? And Barack Obama cant say that this is just the way that its always been done around the Capitol, because I know one Senator who actually does pay equal wages for equal work, Sen. John McCain.”

Again, here is Sarah is being her leaderful self. Because she says John supports equal pay when he has gone on the record saying he wouldn't support legislation about women's wage equity. Maverick spirit ride on!

She kept it vague, but tough when she said she will work to help the effort to address the need to stop honor killings and the global sex trade.

Stand strong, Sister Sarah, stand strong.

Either way gays are screwed

People are all in a tizzy because *gasp* Sarah actually speaks her mind and doesn't serve as John McCain's puppet. This time it's about The Gays. Now, I disagree with Sarah on this subject, but that's not the point right now. Sarah tolerates gay people. She just doesn't believe they should have the right to marry, therefore she supports a constitutional ban on gay marriage. Whereas, John McCain doesn't support a constitutional ban and thinks those decisions should be left up to individual states. Her gay friend(s) don't even care, so why does the media?

The point is that it's OK if she and McCain aren't on the same page. I'm sure there were times when Robin didn't agree with Batman and when Laverne didn't do the same as Shirley.

Differences are what makes us whole. Team Maverick balances each other out. Sarah is a born leader, so why wouldn't she speak her mind even it means disagreeing with McCain on gays, the environment, abortion, drilling in the ANWR, Pakistan and campaign strategy? Even John says, “Did you expect two mavericks to agree on—to agree on everything?”