Sarah's Sparkle Factor will NEVER lose it's luster

This hippie guy over at Mother Jones seems to think that Sarah has no future beyond this election.

READING THE MOOSE ENTRAILS....Apropos of nothing in particular, I want to go on the record with a prediction that Sarah Palin will disappear into a well-deserved obscurity after the election is over. She is not a "comer." She is not the future of the Republican Party. She will not run for president in 2012. In fact, she won't maintain any kind of serious national political standing at all. At best, she'll spend the next few years being a celebrity starter at NASCAR races and speaking at Republican prayer breakfasts. At worst, she'll be an occasional butt of late night comics.

Palin is lazy, ill-informed, contemptuous of policy, and way too convinced that everybody in the country is dazzled by her folksy energy and thousand-watt smile. Yes, the diehard GOP base is rapturously in love with Palin and her media mockin' ways, but that's more a reflection of the base's future, not hers. Palin is a three-day wonder who's already a month past her sell-by date, and on November 5th she'll disappear to Wasilla for good.

Just wanted to get that off my chest. Anybody disagree?

Yeah, Kevin, I disagree. The Majestic Maverick does not rise and combust. No sir, her star has been born and she has been brought it. She may return to Alaska after this (or not...), but she will forever be America's Pitbull. ALWAYS. She WILL NOT fade into obscurity, she will grace this country eternal.

Second coming-style, biotch.

Who's the star now, Tina?

It's on to the break of dawn! Last night, Larry King word on the street'ed Sarah Palin's upcoming appearance on SNL this weekend.

O to the M to the G!

Take that, Tina. You are about to get served the biggest ass-whooping ever. in life.

I still think Paris' advice was better

Former Republican Vice President Dan Quayle shared some advice with Sarah recently.

"I basically said, 'Look, just be yourself. You were selected by John McCain because of who you are and what you have done, and don't let them take anything away from you. Just go out and be yourself,'" he said.

You do you, Sarah Louise. Just be the best damn veep contestant you can be.

Lesbian pundit clearly has hots for Sarah

Rachel Maddow's sapphic lust for Sarah is so friggin' obvious in this clip. Rachel's fury at Sarah is really camoflouge for desire. It's so hilarious that I see these simple truths when others don't.

People of Color Green with Envy Over Sarah

What is the problem that people of color have with Sarah? They are so bitter that she didn't bow down to every single special request that they had in Alaska. So she hired a white woman for a gaming seat traditionally held by an Alaskan Native. Um, is it stated somewhere in the State Constitution that the seat has to be held by a person of color? The fact that she hired a woman is a plus, no?

Then Blacks complain that she won't hire them for anything. You're Black: WHY ARE YOU LIVING IN ALAKSA ANYWAY? And they're pissed because she wouldn't endorse or participate in their Juneteenth celebration. Um, why are you celebrating that in Alaska when it commemorates the freeing of slaves in TEXAS? It makes more sense that she would spend time with Alaskan separatists groups than Blacks. I don't know why, but it just does.

As a person of color, I am so throughly embarassed by this outright hatred of her. We have plenty of things to be concerned about and she is not one of them.

And your point is...

So...people are still talking about Troopergate. I'm tired of it already. So she abused power? Is this supposed to be news? A politician using their executive authority to their advantage? Wow...never heard of that.

I think the mistake Sarah makes is that she keeps it so real that she leaves herself open to attacks from haters. People are acting like they have never seen this sort of executive reach before....she's just playing like the big boys, boys. Suck it up and move on whydontcha?

This Walter character coulda used some empathy in the situation and maybe he wouldn't have gotten fired. Let's be honest: he didn't do the right thing because he didn't fired the bastard trooper.

And now haters want to expand the investigation. And what will they find? They will find that Sarah acted in ways that many people would. Let me just say this now: if you were to fuck with my sister ever, in any way, and I became mayor and you worked for the city or I became governor and you worked for the state....would I do everything in my power to ruin your life? You betcha!

Dance Off!

I hate when people compare Sarah to Rack Rack. While both extremely charismatic, one is running for President and the other is not. I get terribly disappointed when Sarah's awesome awesomeness is used to attack the Illinois Senator. She has so many more talents that should be used in the campaign.

However...

I can't stay out of a discussion about who would win in a dance off between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama. Some lady person for Dancing with the Stars seems to think (rightfully, so) that Sarah would win.

She's certainly rumba and cha cha'ed her way into my heart. 10 10 10!