Whoopsie!

Palin berates her own fans in error
The Press Association

US Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has mistaken some of her own fans for hecklers at a rally. A massive crowd of at least 20,000 spread across the car park of Richmond International Raceway, Virginia, and scores of people on the outer periphery more than 100 metres from the stage could not hear her.

"Louder! Louder!" they chanted, and the cry spread across the crowd to Ms Palin's left. Some pointed skyward, urging that the volume be increased. Ms. Palin stopped speaking briefly and looked towards the commotion. "I hope those protesters have the courage and honour to give veterans thanks for their right to protest," she said.

Some in the crowd tried to shout to her about what was really being said, but she could not hear them. Some in the crowd had been standing for more than three hours on a sunny day without shade. At least 25 people collapsed from heat-related llnesses and three were admitted to hospital.

People were fainting. Fainting in awe....I can only imagine how it felt to either pass out from being overwhelmed by her awesome awesomeness or being berated by her because you couldn't hear. I mean....like....to just. be. there.

The Wasilla Project: Needs more than a Prayer

Wasilla Team: Cyber heroes or hate mongerers?

Well, well, well. Some video geeks decided to bum money off of their hardworking friends and families to pay for an excursion to the beautiful and illustrious town of Wasilla. Apparently they're on some sort of "fact-finding" mission to reveal the truth about SLHP.

Um, let me save you a trip and some money: Sarah is Sparklemotion. There's the unbridled truth, m'friends.

These hippie video monkeys have made some mini-films showcasing real Wasillians who HATE Sarah and who are on a vindictive bent to destroy her Glory and Grace. Guess who was jumping to be featured on camera? None other than Anne Kilkenny, the Inaugural and Lifetime Member of the Prayer List. What a camera whore, she is. After seeing her, there is no doubt left in my mind that she is motivated by blind jealousy of Sarah. Blind. Jealousy.

Besides fervent prayer and candles, I'm not sure what else can be done about these "filmmakers". I encourage all Palinites to visit their "website" and view their exposés so that you can immunize yourself against the viral, wretched vulgarity that is plaguing Our Lady Liberty.

Fast and Furious: Prayer List Additions

Devil-man Salman Rushdie joined the "Iwantmy15minutesoffame" bandwagon this past week by critcizing Sarah Louise. The terrorist/author called her a "joke". A joke. Fuck you, Mr. Rushdie. Looks like you've been married almost as many times as Sarah has children. Clearly you know nothing about women. Besides writing drivel all day and fathering children, what else do you do? Oh I know: sit around hating on Sarah. She, sir, has done nothing to you, yet you find it your place to have a say in AMERICAN politics. I suggest that you keep your curry-tainted comments in your native, England.

People of Philadelphia take your place among those in need of prayer. Sarah graciously accepted an invitation from Philly Flyers owner, Ed Snieder, to drop the first puck in their season opener. Hockey fans fortunate and blessed enough to view her in person - on ice no less - booed her. Booed her. Princess Piper was these and she was booed, too! The nerve and crass of Philadelphians. Gross misbehavior at a hockey game? I would have never imagined. There should have been silence, awe, then applause followed by Sarah's exit from the ice. How horribly wrong that evening went. That's OK. I'm sure Sarah met it with grace and composure. Prepare to be preyed on prayed for, Flyers Fans.

From Paris to Palin

From the Superficial who got it from Harper's:

"My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend."

Dem just my couzins

I knew Sarah was pretty much all goddess and royalty lush supreme divine, but now there's proof. Sarah is related to FDR and Princess Di. They're cousins. What splendiferous news this must be for SP!

Oh, can you imagine the family get togethers with the Princess and the Palin Crew? Sarah and Di could run around in their crowns while Di secretly pined for The Todd. I'm sure William and Harry would have ever so much fun with Trak!

If either Frank or Di were alive today, I am sure they would be honored by this connection!

There is a special place in hell for this guy

David Christopher Kernell

The Palin Hacker finally showed up in court today facing federal charges. The asshole pleaded not guilty. Some advice for you Mr. Kernell: you're safer in jail. That way you're harder to hunt from the sky.

Material Girl Disses It Girl

My world pretty much just ended. Today marks the day I am forced to make an addition to the Prayer List that I thought I would never had to make.

Reports Page Six (courtesy of The Blemish):

October 7, 2008 -- MADONNA better not take her act to Alaska. At one point during the US kickoff of her "Sticky and Sweet" tour at the Meadowlands Saturday night, the Material Mom indulged her Republican-hating ways, shouting, "Sarah Palin can't come to my party. Sarah Palin can't come to my show. It's nothing personal." Then the kabbalah queen told the crowd, "Here's the sound of Sarah Palin's husband's snowmobile when it won't start," followed by a loud screeching noise.

Madge, I can't believe you. It pains me so to have to include you on this list, but what you have done is....is.....reprehensible. Like, Oprah, you are un-inviting Sarah before she even asked to come. Are you jealous, Madge? Jealous that she's younger, prettier and more relevant than you? That she has five children BY THE SAME MAN? That The Todd is cuter than whatshisname? Ashamed to be from Michigan rather than the great state of Alaska? Frustrated that hunting is cooler than yoga? Baffled that Sarah does sexy better than you? That she partied to your songs in college?

Help me understand your misery because I want to make you better.

Trust me when I say this hurts me more than you.